6 reasons why you should marry an Engineer
Jokes / May 18, 2016

Girls often worry about with whom they should marry. You often think about who would be your ideal life partner. There’s a lot of debate on whether girls like Engineers or Doctors as the groom most. Here are the six reasons why you should marry an engineer. [Note: This is just for fun] 1. You will always win over an argument with an engineer. They are very good at not listening to lectures at the class rooms. 2. Engineers are used to with compromises. There’s a class test tomorrow! Ok, quiz! Big lab report! No problem. So if you want to hang out with them after the day’s tiredness, they will not say no. 3. They will never complain about the food, they are habituated to eat unhealthy foods. 4. They are very good at calculations. They calculated hard and get 60% of attendance. They calculate how many marks they need to pass etc. So whatever the income it will not be a problem, they will manage. 5. They are deprived of love. So if you love them even the least, they will be very grateful to you. 6. Above all, they are very tolerant. They will tolerate everything, even…

Best Programming Jokes
Jokes , Programming / May 5, 2016

Here comes the compilation of best programming jokes Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.” —————————————————————————– Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. —————————————————————————– How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem —————————————————————————– Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. —————————————————————————– There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t. —————————————————————————– A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams. —————————————————————————– “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” —————————————————————————– Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science. —————————————————————————– Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. —————————————————————————– A man…