Programming / SW Quotes By Great People
Famous Quotes , Programming / May 5, 2016

The following are some great computer quotes made by great people. Some of them are very funny too. You will enjoy reading them all. Computers 1. “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” (Pablo Picasso) 2. “Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.” (Sam Ewing) 3. “They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.” (Janet Reno) 4.“That’s what’s cool about working with computers. They don’t argue, they remember everything, and they don’t drink all your beer.” (Paul Leary) 5. “If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.” (Robert X. Cringely) ========================================== Computer Intelligence ========================================== 6. “Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)” (Dave Barry) 7. “I’ve noticed lately that the paranoid fear of computers becoming intelligent and taking over the world has almost entirely disappeared from the common culture. Near as I can tell, this coincides…

Best Programming Jokes
Jokes , Programming / May 5, 2016

Here comes the compilation of best programming jokes Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.” —————————————————————————– Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. —————————————————————————– How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem —————————————————————————– Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. —————————————————————————– There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t. —————————————————————————– A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams. —————————————————————————– “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” —————————————————————————– Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science. —————————————————————————– Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. —————————————————————————– A man…